So I open the box, grab one poptart (cuz 2 seemed a little too much for so early in the morning) and I put it in the toaster. Now, my sister has decided to have (for reasons I know not) a pop up toaster instead of an easy, I can toast anything!, regular toaster. Examples::::::
This is the kind she owns (it sucks get a toaster oven)
The kind everyone should have, but I am sure you don't.
So, anyhoo, I put my poptart in the popup toaster and you know WHAT?! the thin pastry falls in between the prongs (because its too thin) and up against the little heat thingys that make the things toasty. So I am like OH SHIT! My poptart is going to catch fire. So I go grab a fork and I am just about to stick it in the toaster when I am like OH SHIT! (again) because duh...you cannot stick a metal object in an electrical device, thats suicde. So I drop the fork and for about 5 seconds I am debating with myself because I feel like another personality I didn't know exists was trying to make me commit suicide, and I almost died. So I am alittle freaked at this point and also my poptart is on fire! So I unplug the toaster and am too scared to stick my fork inside the toaster, just incase. So I flip the toaster upside down and shake the shit out of it and crumbs are going all of the damn place and FINALLY the poptart drops from the grasp of the crazy toaster device. It was burnt, and stunk.
I am still somewhat shooken up from this. And I still would like a poptart, but am afraid of the toaster.
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