Monday, April 19, 2010
Po0o0oooooooost Secret! (cause I'm ghetto like that)
Everyone knows I am a big advocater for PostSecret because it's helped me in a lot of ways. Mostly personal, but I like to share one every week that I find applies to my life. Lately their have been few that I have found, but I would appreciate if you could show your support and watch THIS VIDEO HERE. (<~click). Thanksssss....
Thursday, April 15, 2010
uhm...idk..
I don't know what to title this blog today mainly cause I am super tired and not in a creative mood or whatever so let me get to the point here.
So, I have three stories to tell you guys about today and yesterday and they have nothing to do with anything, but I have no one to tell and the main point of my blog is to just say what is on my mind no matter what it is because that helps me not get headaches and stuff from keeping all this crap in my brain. So I figure if I write it all down I can erase the details from my brain so I can make room for other things. If this made no sense, well, it made sense in my head so...moving on!
I try and tell my husband these little stories about my day, but he just laughs at me so I will tell you and if you laugh I will never know so I assume you're being sympathetic for or with me.
Here we go!
First thing...I was at this deserted mall (literally I have only seen a total of 10 people there, not including myself or the people that work there, actually in the mall so it is totally dead, but huge and I wont reveal my source cause I like going there and having to wait in no lines and having the employees all to my self.) and I was just leaving and I usually park in the same spot cause my favorite store (also not being revealed due to people maybe making fun of me) and I enter through the JCPenny's mens department. Well I was leaving like I said and there is this old black man (I am not racist, really...I love black people.) behind me and so there are two doors to go through to get outside so since he was behind me I held the door, cause uhh well I am surly not going to just let it fall in his face...? So I hold the door and wait for him to grab it and he gave me a surprised look and was like (he had an accent) "oh my gawd! thank you!" and I was like uh huh and smiled, and went through the other door and did the same thing and he like went crazy and was all like, "ohmyGAWD! why you be so nice to me?! thank you!" and I just kinda smiled and kept walking and he was like.... "I'll remember you! When you come back in de store I will remember your face! You get some great service dare!" So at this point I was like...wtf? Like, why was he all crazy on me for holding the door for him? Like, I know we like put your people into slavery and stuff, but c'mon....white people do nice things sometimes.
-So basically that's that story...if you have any comments about this you can leave a one below by the way... moving on!
The 2nd story was today....
My car is super disgusting, cause I never have anyone in it cause I don't drive all that much in DC unless I need something or to go to the metro cause I take the metro almost everywhere even though I hate it, so I just trash my car up to make it look like a regular teens car and it finally got too gross for me to handle so when I came home from school today I decided to get a bag and get rid of all the trash and I even spent 4 whole dollars on the stupid vacuum thingy to vacuum it out and Windex-ed my windows and sanitized my seats and all that good stuff. So I decided that since I did all that, I might as well go full out and get some gas too. So I drive down to the BP and get out and swipe my card and it says to enter my zip and I do, but I then realized that my credit card is a New Orleans credit card and not a Virginia credit card and I entered the wrong zip so it messed up and said to go see the cashier. So I go inside and all and there is this cute guy at the counter and I go up to him and tell him whats up and he is clearly in a bad mood or something cause he got a tude with me and was like...."did you put the pump in your car?" And I was like..."no?" He was like again in detail thinking I am dumb and didn't understand the first time he said this..."you didn't unscrew your gas cap and stick the pump in your car?" and I said again...."No." And so he started messing with his computer thing and got all pissy with me and was like..."that pump is in your car! It has to be!" and at this point he lost his cuteness and I went from happy because of my hard work and clean car to....are you calling me a liar bitch? so he goes and asks this guy to go out and pull the pump from my car and I said again..."it's not in there." but he ignores me and the guy goes out...clearly sees no pump...and walks back in. Now the guy I think suspected he didn't find any pump in my gas thingy but he didn't say anything and then the story ended with him finally making the pump work and me getting gas. But the point of this was....what an ass! You don't act that way to a customer...especially not me cause I am Gaby...fuck! And he kept calling me ma'am...DO I LOOK LIKE A MA'AM TO YOU!?
This is NOT a ma'am face! asshole.
Next story.....
It's short...I am cleaning out my car an all and I only get 5 minutes on the vacuum for every 2 dollars so I am going lightening speed cause I could only find 4 dollars worth of quarters in my piggy bank so I needed to get everything on the first two tries here and it ends up shutting off at the right moment right when I am done. So I am done with all that and I go to shut all the doors to my car I left open and I get to the front passenger side and BAM! A stink bug! So I get nervous cause bugs are...gross...and I just got done with the vacuum and I could have sucked it up then and I am all out of quarters. My car is clean here people and I need to figure this out before he flies somewhere else and I lose him and then I go to drive somewhere and he like trys to attack me or something. So I look around at all the things I have in my car that could capture it which isn't much cause I just cleaned it out and I see a V8 Splash bottle and I go empty it out and come back cause I am thinking I am a genius and am going to capture it in this bottle here, but I edge towards it and came to the decision that I am going to have to find something a lot longer to get this thing with than this bottle cause I am getting to close and it could fly in my face. So I have a notebook in my car and I throw it at that but it misses and the stupid thing crawls right on top of my notebook. So I grab my GPS and throw it at that but it misses again and so I fish it back by the cord and try again and finally it squishes it, but now I have a dead bug in my car and it's guts are on my newly cleaned car carpet thing. So I tear a page out of my notebook and scoop it up and then I had to 409 the carpet...the end.
Thanks for listening to my pointless-ness. Have a good weekend.
(comment at the bottom!)
So, I have three stories to tell you guys about today and yesterday and they have nothing to do with anything, but I have no one to tell and the main point of my blog is to just say what is on my mind no matter what it is because that helps me not get headaches and stuff from keeping all this crap in my brain. So I figure if I write it all down I can erase the details from my brain so I can make room for other things. If this made no sense, well, it made sense in my head so...moving on!
I try and tell my husband these little stories about my day, but he just laughs at me so I will tell you and if you laugh I will never know so I assume you're being sympathetic for or with me.
Here we go!
First thing...I was at this deserted mall (literally I have only seen a total of 10 people there, not including myself or the people that work there, actually in the mall so it is totally dead, but huge and I wont reveal my source cause I like going there and having to wait in no lines and having the employees all to my self.) and I was just leaving and I usually park in the same spot cause my favorite store (also not being revealed due to people maybe making fun of me) and I enter through the JCPenny's mens department. Well I was leaving like I said and there is this old black man (I am not racist, really...I love black people.) behind me and so there are two doors to go through to get outside so since he was behind me I held the door, cause uhh well I am surly not going to just let it fall in his face...? So I hold the door and wait for him to grab it and he gave me a surprised look and was like (he had an accent) "oh my gawd! thank you!" and I was like uh huh and smiled, and went through the other door and did the same thing and he like went crazy and was all like, "ohmyGAWD! why you be so nice to me?! thank you!" and I just kinda smiled and kept walking and he was like.... "I'll remember you! When you come back in de store I will remember your face! You get some great service dare!" So at this point I was like...wtf? Like, why was he all crazy on me for holding the door for him? Like, I know we like put your people into slavery and stuff, but c'mon....white people do nice things sometimes.
-So basically that's that story...if you have any comments about this you can leave a one below by the way... moving on!
The 2nd story was today....
My car is super disgusting, cause I never have anyone in it cause I don't drive all that much in DC unless I need something or to go to the metro cause I take the metro almost everywhere even though I hate it, so I just trash my car up to make it look like a regular teens car and it finally got too gross for me to handle so when I came home from school today I decided to get a bag and get rid of all the trash and I even spent 4 whole dollars on the stupid vacuum thingy to vacuum it out and Windex-ed my windows and sanitized my seats and all that good stuff. So I decided that since I did all that, I might as well go full out and get some gas too. So I drive down to the BP and get out and swipe my card and it says to enter my zip and I do, but I then realized that my credit card is a New Orleans credit card and not a Virginia credit card and I entered the wrong zip so it messed up and said to go see the cashier. So I go inside and all and there is this cute guy at the counter and I go up to him and tell him whats up and he is clearly in a bad mood or something cause he got a tude with me and was like...."did you put the pump in your car?" And I was like..."no?" He was like again in detail thinking I am dumb and didn't understand the first time he said this..."you didn't unscrew your gas cap and stick the pump in your car?" and I said again...."No." And so he started messing with his computer thing and got all pissy with me and was like..."that pump is in your car! It has to be!" and at this point he lost his cuteness and I went from happy because of my hard work and clean car to....are you calling me a liar bitch? so he goes and asks this guy to go out and pull the pump from my car and I said again..."it's not in there." but he ignores me and the guy goes out...clearly sees no pump...and walks back in. Now the guy I think suspected he didn't find any pump in my gas thingy but he didn't say anything and then the story ended with him finally making the pump work and me getting gas. But the point of this was....what an ass! You don't act that way to a customer...especially not me cause I am Gaby...fuck! And he kept calling me ma'am...DO I LOOK LIKE A MA'AM TO YOU!?
Next story.....
It's short...I am cleaning out my car an all and I only get 5 minutes on the vacuum for every 2 dollars so I am going lightening speed cause I could only find 4 dollars worth of quarters in my piggy bank so I needed to get everything on the first two tries here and it ends up shutting off at the right moment right when I am done. So I am done with all that and I go to shut all the doors to my car I left open and I get to the front passenger side and BAM! A stink bug! So I get nervous cause bugs are...gross...and I just got done with the vacuum and I could have sucked it up then and I am all out of quarters. My car is clean here people and I need to figure this out before he flies somewhere else and I lose him and then I go to drive somewhere and he like trys to attack me or something. So I look around at all the things I have in my car that could capture it which isn't much cause I just cleaned it out and I see a V8 Splash bottle and I go empty it out and come back cause I am thinking I am a genius and am going to capture it in this bottle here, but I edge towards it and came to the decision that I am going to have to find something a lot longer to get this thing with than this bottle cause I am getting to close and it could fly in my face. So I have a notebook in my car and I throw it at that but it misses and the stupid thing crawls right on top of my notebook. So I grab my GPS and throw it at that but it misses again and so I fish it back by the cord and try again and finally it squishes it, but now I have a dead bug in my car and it's guts are on my newly cleaned car carpet thing. So I tear a page out of my notebook and scoop it up and then I had to 409 the carpet...the end.
Thanks for listening to my pointless-ness. Have a good weekend.
(comment at the bottom!)
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Spring Break 2010
Heeeeeey.
Okayz, so, it was Spring Break so I spent no time on the computer, and also sadly taking minimal pictures as well. I was super busy, but I did manage to take some pictures. First off, last time I was home for break I took a picture of me and I had some of my dogs around and I got a bunch of e-mails asking me how many dogs I have...
the answer people is...........a lot. My mom is a crazy dog lady and we shall count how many I actually have...Okay here we go::
This is Teddy Bear Carr....aka Bear....originally named Crispy until my siblings forced me to change it when I was in 2nd grade.
This is Lacy Marie Carr....she is twin to Bear.
Ebony Rose Carr
(my dog) Zoe Scout Carr. I was reading To Kill A Mocking Bird when I got her and that's where her middle name came from.
Echo Cardiogram Carr. Zoe had babies 2 years ago and we kept one of them (this is her). At the time I wanted to be a doctor, so that's where I got her name from.(If you didn't get that reference, an echo cardiogram is a type of machine used in hospitals for stuff...)
Joseph Reynolds Carr. Aka Joey.
This is Jude Alexander Carr. I have a bunch of different names for him cause I yam weird like that. So, aka Judice, Juniper, Judie, JuJu...JuJu Bee. He likes them all!
This is Buttons (no middle name) Carr ... (and my grammy). Hes a Chinese dog. We saved him from the sausage factory...
And finally, this is Beaux (no middle name) Carr. Also saved from the sausage factory.....damn Chinese.
So, although this isn't all the pictures I took...you now know the animal side of the Carr family. :D
Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing On!
Everyone and there grandma knows I went home to New Orleans for Spring Break (FQ pics on my facebook in the Spring Break '10 album) to spend time with my family and friends (duh). I did a bunch of stuff there...mostly at the French Quarter cause thats where all the action was, like, for realz. But even though I am Jewish...you all know we are like fake Jews here. We had PASSOVER (with like nothing Kosher, but shhhh). Here is my Grandma, Grandpa, and Sister at dinner.
Yeah, my grandpa is wearing a Yamaka (not the actual spelling).
We did have latkas though (potato pancakes) but they came out of a box.
And this is my sister Bries doing..... a cookie cake with Harry Potter smoking illegal substances in honor of watching an ACTUAL Quittage (sp?) match at LSU. Like, people actually fly (run) around on broomsticks with a giant deflated ball trying to get it though these stick loops while the seeker (a guy with a sock in his pocket) is being chased around the field. Good times.
Okay, so this blog is all over the place so imma wrap it up an say that a lot of stuff happened on Spring Break. It was fun and whatnot, but the MOST exciting thing that happened was....that I stumbled into Block Buster one day and I was walking around and HOLY SHIT they have a life size cardboard cutout of JOHNNY DEPP!! Not just Johnny, but Johnny as THE MAD HATTER!! Like, I was ecstatic! Everyone knows that Johnny and me are tight and will be together one day, but for now, the closes I can get to him is this::
Okay seriously, this is amazing.
Now to end this blog...more random pictures! Enjoy.
In order to get Zoe on a plane, we had to drug her (sedative from the vet). She was so loaded that I clearly could do anything to her and she wouldn't budge....so all I had was this napkin..
A squished, dead, lizard between our front door and the panel...poor guy.
The famous house of Voodoo on Bourbon. I got my future read....it doesn't look good guys :(
So, like I said, the French Quarter is one of my favorite places ever and I go there a lot and when I was down like two times ago I went into this shop and they had these "friendly" voodoo dolls (cause my mom believes in the real ones and wont let me bring one into my house. Seriously.) and this lady with a thick Cajun accent started asking me all these questions about my life an all and hell...if someone is going to ask me questions about me....well...thats my favorite subject! So I was talking to her about my life which is always fun and she started telling me this story about Nola Mae...this girl (doll above) who is the luckiest girl on earth (not that I am un-lucky, but if you're my friend than you know that if I didn't have shit for luck, id have no luck at all.) Well the luckiest girl on earth is Nola Mae and she has this super lucky dress (as seen on Nola Mae above) and she never takes it off cause its so lucky. Well she wins the lottery and gives all her money away to her cousins because she is so lucky that she doesn't need that money...
well, I can't remember like the rest of the story, but I know shes lucky and has a lucky dress so the lady gave me Nola Mae and told me to keep it. So I did, and it's with all my other freaky things (I hate to admit this, but my Johnny cutout is kinda creepy, so they're like together on one side of my room.) So thats Nola Maes story.
and this is me Pregnant.
Jussssssssst Kidding! It's my food baby...it wasn't that big, I'm not fat or anything but I have this special gift (not really special) of being able to puff out my stomach after I eat and make it look like a human is growing inside of it. AMAZING!
I hope everyone had a wonderful Spring Break! PostSecret is in 3 days! Get readdddy!
Compliments of LeeAn::
Okayz, so, it was Spring Break so I spent no time on the computer, and also sadly taking minimal pictures as well. I was super busy, but I did manage to take some pictures. First off, last time I was home for break I took a picture of me and I had some of my dogs around and I got a bunch of e-mails asking me how many dogs I have...
the answer people is...........a lot. My mom is a crazy dog lady and we shall count how many I actually have...Okay here we go::
Ebony Rose Carr
(my dog) Zoe Scout Carr. I was reading To Kill A Mocking Bird when I got her and that's where her middle name came from.
Echo Cardiogram Carr. Zoe had babies 2 years ago and we kept one of them (this is her). At the time I wanted to be a doctor, so that's where I got her name from.(If you didn't get that reference, an echo cardiogram is a type of machine used in hospitals for stuff...)
Joseph Reynolds Carr. Aka Joey.
This is Jude Alexander Carr. I have a bunch of different names for him cause I yam weird like that. So, aka Judice, Juniper, Judie, JuJu...JuJu Bee. He likes them all!
This is Buttons (no middle name) Carr ... (and my grammy). Hes a Chinese dog. We saved him from the sausage factory...
And finally, this is Beaux (no middle name) Carr. Also saved from the sausage factory.....damn Chinese.
So, although this isn't all the pictures I took...you now know the animal side of the Carr family. :D
Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing On!
Everyone and there grandma knows I went home to New Orleans for Spring Break (FQ pics on my facebook in the Spring Break '10 album) to spend time with my family and friends (duh). I did a bunch of stuff there...mostly at the French Quarter cause thats where all the action was, like, for realz. But even though I am Jewish...you all know we are like fake Jews here. We had PASSOVER (with like nothing Kosher, but shhhh). Here is my Grandma, Grandpa, and Sister at dinner.
Yeah, my grandpa is wearing a Yamaka (not the actual spelling).
We did have latkas though (potato pancakes) but they came out of a box.
And this is my sister Bries doing..... a cookie cake with Harry Potter smoking illegal substances in honor of watching an ACTUAL Quittage (sp?) match at LSU. Like, people actually fly (run) around on broomsticks with a giant deflated ball trying to get it though these stick loops while the seeker (a guy with a sock in his pocket) is being chased around the field. Good times.
Okay, so this blog is all over the place so imma wrap it up an say that a lot of stuff happened on Spring Break. It was fun and whatnot, but the MOST exciting thing that happened was....that I stumbled into Block Buster one day and I was walking around and HOLY SHIT they have a life size cardboard cutout of JOHNNY DEPP!! Not just Johnny, but Johnny as THE MAD HATTER!! Like, I was ecstatic! Everyone knows that Johnny and me are tight and will be together one day, but for now, the closes I can get to him is this::
Okay seriously, this is amazing.
Now to end this blog...more random pictures! Enjoy.
A squished, dead, lizard between our front door and the panel...poor guy.
The famous house of Voodoo on Bourbon. I got my future read....it doesn't look good guys :(
well, I can't remember like the rest of the story, but I know shes lucky and has a lucky dress so the lady gave me Nola Mae and told me to keep it. So I did, and it's with all my other freaky things (I hate to admit this, but my Johnny cutout is kinda creepy, so they're like together on one side of my room.) So thats Nola Maes story.
Jussssssssst Kidding! It's my food baby...it wasn't that big, I'm not fat or anything but I have this special gift (not really special) of being able to puff out my stomach after I eat and make it look like a human is growing inside of it. AMAZING!
I hope everyone had a wonderful Spring Break! PostSecret is in 3 days! Get readdddy!
Compliments of LeeAn::
DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN.
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