Okay, so I have really be procrastinating on this blog and I really have no idea why. I need to get back in my writing game here, but my motivation latley has been crappy. I am going to go all "poor Gaby" for a second and say that since high school ended, I have totally let myself go. Mostly I am just staying home doing NOTHING and I have become unsociable, and lazy and I don't like it. I was pretty active in high school. I feel that if maybe I got a hobbie than that would help. Well....turns out that finding a hobby is kinda hard when you don't know what you like to do really. Not that I didn't try, I did, but crafts and all aren't easy to just do. I need to be in a creative mood. SO if you have any ideas, lemme know! Also, I was thinking about joining a gym because according to Reese Witherspoon, working out creates endorphants and endorphants make you happy and happy people just don't shoot there husbands. My husband is too far away really for me to shoot him so I don't need to worry about that. But I can get my energy back and re-tone. Not that you really wanted to know, but I use to have a nice butt. Now, it's not lookin so hot.
Besides, I haven't ever joined a gym before so I don't really know how it works. Like, I get weirdly uncomfortable when I am working out around guys...cause I can't concentrate on me, I concentrate on the guy....so thats a problem. And I am sure joining a gym is expensive and I don't want to pay an arm and a leg to possibly go to the gym a few times and then quit. Lets face it, I know me and I know I get a flood of inspirtation for like a day and then I am like, forget this shit, I want some cake. Not saying I am fat, cause thats deffinetly not the case, but my point here is that I am lazy, tired, and unmotivated and I am not sure how to change that. Plus if I stay inside any longer I am going to go nuts! Seriously. I could look for a job, but ha no nevermind.
On to the beginning of this blog.
If you don't watch Glee, watch it. It's quite possibly the best of the best of the BEST thing you will ever set your eyes on. Get a twitter people. You have a facebook I yam sure, so same concept without the whole stalking business. All the Glee stars are on it and lemme tell you....they're awesome :D They make my day, everyday. PLUS the guys are hawtyssss!
So, we have started a new quarter at school and it's my 2nd week of my new classes. I like them very much. We (hopefully) will be making pretty things in my baking and pastry class. So far, I am doing semi good. See:
Sour Cream Muffins:
FAIL.
They tasted like battery acid. I shit you not.
But I haven't failed at everything:
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE! Hellz yess!!
They tasted like heaven, strawberrys, and love :D
Really, if you don't know what love tastes like...ask me to make you one of these. They even look like heaven. And I KNOW what heaven looks like.
STORY!:
Once, before I was born (I remember, seriously) I was a little piece of blue sky. I was just like floating around, and I swear I was talking to God this one time and we were in his lounge of heaven-ness. It was beautiful. Then he pushed me off his plush purple sofa and said..."Gaby, get out of here...someone just died and we need you to be born...gotta keep the population going and what not." So, there is like...my entire life story ahead here, but here is my story about how I have seen heaven.
SO THE POINT IS:
These damn things are heaven. Eat one.
So, during our four day weekend thanks to chocolate MLK day (hahha we use to say that in middle school.) I had A LOT of downtime. Like I said earlier, I have gotten into the staying home and being lazy habbit. So I was like super bored and was like...hmm...let me try this whole...hobby thing. So I grabbed some socks and started cutting away and I totaly made a sock puppet!!
This is Juniper.
I branded my name on her rear :D
So Juniper was hanging with me for the day an all and I decided that she looked a little sad, so I was like...well..thats kinda no fair, so I will give you a gay baby.
This is Jayma
Shim is purple for the gayness.
THEN she was happy.
This is Jedidiah. He has a tie :D
THEN I could see that the kid had no one to play with (seriously people, I was really fucking bored). So I gave them a pet....monkey. :D
The monkeys name is just.....J-Monkey.
(The J just stands for like, J cause we gotta keep the J name trend going in this family.)
He's got peace signs everywhere cause hes a "Save the Earth" monkey :)
So, that was my weekend. I made a family.
FAMILY PICTURE.
Who is this?
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