Alice, Glasses, PostSecret, and....uh someother stuff.

I recently watched this movie called LymeLife that came out sometime last year and it has 2 of Macaulay Culkins brothers in it and throughout the entire movie I couldn't help but be creeped out at how all 7 of his siblings look exactly alike. Like, everything about them is the same...they look like twins X 7. It's hella weird and I can't help but think that maybe they were cloned or something whenever their money hungry parents decided they wanted another starlett or something. Seriously, go google a family picture.

So, for everyone that has/had my facebook....it's temporarily disabled due to personal reasons. I hope to be back as soon as possible. Don't think I deleted you. And if you went as far as to search the facebook name search and didn't see me (which I am sure you didn't cause thats stalker-like although I do it sometimes, but thats a different story)...I didn't block you either.

I saw Alice In Wonderland yesterday and sadly (not really) I went by myself because my friends are all lamos and either had to work or were all like..........oh my god you're going to see THAT?! Uhh yess, yes I yam and I'll tell you why......Johnny Depp is my home boy and I have never not seen any of his movies. He is my afterlife husband (cause he currently has a wife until further notice) and I really believe I need to support him now, so that our relationship later will be solid when the time comes.

I'm interrrupting to say that it's currently 2 am and I think my neighbors above me are having sex. I don't exactly hear the 'action', but I hear date music like...bow bow bow bow ooooooooooooooooooooooooh, going on up there and it's quite disturbing. Like, I hope you losers are old people cause otherwise that music is not acceptable...unless you're a lonley virgin and are inexperienced and trying to set the mood or impress your sad date. Good luck to you sir.

Okay, back to my Alice story. So it was AMAZING! I love love loved it. But the point of my story was that I went by myself and I went in feeling like a sad sad loser, because uhh hello I was by myself, but it was actually kinda fun cause I seat hopped and got to leave my trash (cause my friends always make me pick it up), like hello...what exactly do you think the people that work at the theatre do when you leave a movie and you see them wheeling in a trashcan and broomsticks? They're not rodent hunting.
PLUS I managed to go from the very top of the theatre and somehow made my way to the very very bottom rows where no one sits. It was pretty awesome. This does not mean though that I will be attending movies by myself frequently....so don't think I yam a hermit or something. I mean, I am....but thats only cause I haven't been in this state very long and well this is a different story I would rather not get into.

So at the movie they gave me 3D glasses, although it wasn't a 3D movie (?) trust me, I even put the stupid things on and nothing happened. But on the 3D package had the WARNING sign and it said....don't give to children under 5, choking hazard. Like, what exactly do you think is going to happen? A 5 year old is going to open it's teeny tiny toothless mouth and swallow giant thick rimed plastic glasses? Let's get real. I can kind of understand the plastic that is sealed around the glasses, but their is no warning for that. I would really like to meet the person that writes these hazard warnings and ask him what he swallowed as a child.

FOoood:

MY CARROT CAKEEE! It's beautiful, I know.

Muhh cheesecake. It fell apart so I just went chocolate crazy to cover it up.

My Lady Gaga cake. My chef was so not happy we did this, but she can kiss my rear. It's my cake and if I want to splatter raspberry puree all over it to make it look like someone got murdered by some cake I WILL.

So the otherday I was on my way someplace in muhh car and my phone starts ringning and I didn't recougnize the number, but I answered it anyways and the convo went like this:

Me: "Hello?"
-: "is this Gaby?"

Me:"Yes..."

-: "This is Mac...."

Me: Long pause

-:"Mac....like SuperMac?"

Me: ".....................................................OH MY GAWD! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!?!?"

it was hiiim :D if you don't know who Mac is then you have been living under a freakin rock for your like entire effing life. Mac is like uber famous, and pretty much everyone knows who he is! Well, you're asking...why did he call Gaby? Cuz I AM AWESOME! Duh. I did something for him last month sometime and holy effing crow! We had a good convo....he gave me a Twitter shout out. :O

This is him, sigining autographs incase you didn't understand that hes important.

Mac (<~cliickk da link)

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