Da New Year

I know it's super lame to really believe that just because it's a "New Year" I should believe things will be different than they were last year, but in reality it's just another day with a new date and no actual major changes will be made just because it's January 1st....but I'm going to say this anyway...

2011 has made me lazy!

I refuse to blame my new found lazy-ness on myself. I am, in no way, a lazy person. I'm always doing stuff, but literally ALL month long I've done nothing. I've seriously haven't left the house all month AND I've stayed in bed the past week watching movies, because I can't seem to get motivated enough to get out of bed.


Okay...it's a little exaggerated... I've been out of bed...
Yesterday I let the maid change my sheets.  (<~true story).

FACEBOOK!

I'm kind getting mad at the stupid people on Facebook and I was reallllllly close to just deleting mine all together, but Facebook is extra stupid and doesn't let you fully delete your account. You can always sign back in and have your friends and information all back oh so easy. I know that I would just reactivate my account the next day because I'm such a drama junkie. I can't get enough of the stupid people.

I'm going to give some examples of the ass hats who are on Facebook. (If I offend anyone and your all pissed off because you think I'm rude or something than...well....who cares. Not me, obviously.)

BABIES...
I know you young parents LOVE your children (I'm not making fun of young parents...one of my best friends is one) but...we don't need to know about their every poop....their every snot bubble...or how EVERY night they're keeping you up and you're going to post a status telling us all about it.

RELATIONSHIP:
omfg.....updating your status every ten seconds about how much you love your significant other, how you just spent the night with them, how wonderful they are....posting pictures of you two making out...Blahhh. (<~me and 10,000 of your other friends throwing up all over our computers). Does no one realize that after a 1/4 of your post this crap, your relationship status changes to single? It's probably because your "other half" just realize what a freak you are.

And lastly...

FRIEND REQUEST:

This has to be my #1. When someone asks you on Facebook to be your friend, you either click the Add button or the Deny button. Don't go with option #3 and not click either. It's highly irritating when you ask someone to be your friend and when they either a) can't decide if they want to be your friend or not OR b) don't want to be mean and click deny on your ass for one reason or another and are sparing your feelings. Just Deny or Add them. We can still see your status updates and all your profile shit so we know that you're avoiding answering the question. It's rude. You might as well just deny.

Omg I'm such a bitch.

Anywayz. Seriously, don't get offended by that...if you really think I'm the only one with the peeves than HA to you. HA.

Bananaz and Gorillaz

Don't ya just love me for putting awesome Z's at the end of every stinkin word?

I don't really feel like putting any pictures up todayz so I izn't gowin tew. <~Me talkin gangstaa.

Yeah so I go by Gabrielle now...except it's pronounced gObrielle cuz my mother gets mad when people emphasize the A cuz it should sound all sophisticated with an O and whatnot. So, basically I've decided upon Gabrielle because I'm kinda sick of my name. It kinda sucks...a lot. I don't mean that I get teased...I did once, though because my friend and I were on the phone together in middle school and her dad asked her what she was doing and she said..."I'm on the phone with Gaby" and he was all like...."oooh you're Gabbing on the phone with Gaby bahahaha."

It's not funny.




But yes....Gabrielle because I yam 20 nowz and I need to be a big girl and not have nicknames and whatnot. My family is having a hard time considering this new arrangement so it's really up the everyone new I meet to maintain Gabrielle and not be lazy and give me my nickname back.


Anywayz...

Happy freakin new year. 2011...one more year until our crazy, world colliding death. Yayz!

Just kidding. I don't really believe the worlds going to end. The Mayans were stupid lazy people who wouldn't finish the damn calender and thought it might be funny to scare a few dumb people who are actually stupid enough to believe that in December of 2012 we will all perish suddenly so God can watch a new batch of humans figure out how to make fire and create morals and discover dinosaur bones and whatever else we really do with ourselves until death happens.


I do indeed realize how morbid this sounds, but I don't care....because you, and I, and really everyone with their brains somewhat in tact knowz how dumb the haters are being. Fo sho.

Pictures that I said I wasn't going to put up, but I yam now anywayz

CHRISTMAS!!

This is muh dawg Jude. Hes adoorable...I knowz this. Hes obviously in the Christmas spirit because he let me keep the bow on his head and he also ate all the candy canes off of our Christmas tree...

And this is me in my Christmas hat....it twas warm.

Here is a video....although it has drug reference in it...I claim to have NO affiliation with any drugs (truth) and it was just a joke so don't go all psycho on us cuz we are just kidz...tryin to be kewl....plus we were really bored today so yeah ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bElTNFMwJwY (<~clicketh here)