Da New Year

I know it's super lame to really believe that just because it's a "New Year" I should believe things will be different than they were last year, but in reality it's just another day with a new date and no actual major changes will be made just because it's January 1st....but I'm going to say this anyway...

2011 has made me lazy!

I refuse to blame my new found lazy-ness on myself. I am, in no way, a lazy person. I'm always doing stuff, but literally ALL month long I've done nothing. I've seriously haven't left the house all month AND I've stayed in bed the past week watching movies, because I can't seem to get motivated enough to get out of bed.


Okay...it's a little exaggerated... I've been out of bed...
Yesterday I let the maid change my sheets.  (<~true story).

FACEBOOK!

I'm kind getting mad at the stupid people on Facebook and I was reallllllly close to just deleting mine all together, but Facebook is extra stupid and doesn't let you fully delete your account. You can always sign back in and have your friends and information all back oh so easy. I know that I would just reactivate my account the next day because I'm such a drama junkie. I can't get enough of the stupid people.

I'm going to give some examples of the ass hats who are on Facebook. (If I offend anyone and your all pissed off because you think I'm rude or something than...well....who cares. Not me, obviously.)

BABIES...
I know you young parents LOVE your children (I'm not making fun of young parents...one of my best friends is one) but...we don't need to know about their every poop....their every snot bubble...or how EVERY night they're keeping you up and you're going to post a status telling us all about it.

RELATIONSHIP:
omfg.....updating your status every ten seconds about how much you love your significant other, how you just spent the night with them, how wonderful they are....posting pictures of you two making out...Blahhh. (<~me and 10,000 of your other friends throwing up all over our computers). Does no one realize that after a 1/4 of your post this crap, your relationship status changes to single? It's probably because your "other half" just realize what a freak you are.

And lastly...

FRIEND REQUEST:

This has to be my #1. When someone asks you on Facebook to be your friend, you either click the Add button or the Deny button. Don't go with option #3 and not click either. It's highly irritating when you ask someone to be your friend and when they either a) can't decide if they want to be your friend or not OR b) don't want to be mean and click deny on your ass for one reason or another and are sparing your feelings. Just Deny or Add them. We can still see your status updates and all your profile shit so we know that you're avoiding answering the question. It's rude. You might as well just deny.

Omg I'm such a bitch.

Anywayz. Seriously, don't get offended by that...if you really think I'm the only one with the peeves than HA to you. HA.

Bananaz and Gorillaz

Don't ya just love me for putting awesome Z's at the end of every stinkin word?

I don't really feel like putting any pictures up todayz so I izn't gowin tew. <~Me talkin gangstaa.

Yeah so I go by Gabrielle now...except it's pronounced gObrielle cuz my mother gets mad when people emphasize the A cuz it should sound all sophisticated with an O and whatnot. So, basically I've decided upon Gabrielle because I'm kinda sick of my name. It kinda sucks...a lot. I don't mean that I get teased...I did once, though because my friend and I were on the phone together in middle school and her dad asked her what she was doing and she said..."I'm on the phone with Gaby" and he was all like...."oooh you're Gabbing on the phone with Gaby bahahaha."

It's not funny.




But yes....Gabrielle because I yam 20 nowz and I need to be a big girl and not have nicknames and whatnot. My family is having a hard time considering this new arrangement so it's really up the everyone new I meet to maintain Gabrielle and not be lazy and give me my nickname back.


Anywayz...

Happy freakin new year. 2011...one more year until our crazy, world colliding death. Yayz!

Just kidding. I don't really believe the worlds going to end. The Mayans were stupid lazy people who wouldn't finish the damn calender and thought it might be funny to scare a few dumb people who are actually stupid enough to believe that in December of 2012 we will all perish suddenly so God can watch a new batch of humans figure out how to make fire and create morals and discover dinosaur bones and whatever else we really do with ourselves until death happens.


I do indeed realize how morbid this sounds, but I don't care....because you, and I, and really everyone with their brains somewhat in tact knowz how dumb the haters are being. Fo sho.

Pictures that I said I wasn't going to put up, but I yam now anywayz

CHRISTMAS!!

This is muh dawg Jude. Hes adoorable...I knowz this. Hes obviously in the Christmas spirit because he let me keep the bow on his head and he also ate all the candy canes off of our Christmas tree...

And this is me in my Christmas hat....it twas warm.

Here is a video....although it has drug reference in it...I claim to have NO affiliation with any drugs (truth) and it was just a joke so don't go all psycho on us cuz we are just kidz...tryin to be kewl....plus we were really bored today so yeah ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bElTNFMwJwY (<~clicketh here)

chaa muhh dawg againz.

So I JUST now realized the link to my dog being lint-rolled doesn't work unless you have a youtube account, so I fixed it. Yoohs can look now....here ~~> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPmGXga2WQA

I'm Just a Sweet Transvestite

Okay, so I left off last time talking about my birthday approaching and also Halloween and such....

My Birthday!!
God I'm so old. I turned 20 (ughh) on the 21st of October and that was interesting. I had to go to school that day...but my lazy ass didn't stay the whole time. I ended up going home before my last class cuz I was sitting in my 2nd to last class of the day and it hit me.....

why did I drive an hour and 15 minutes up here to go to school....on my birthday?!

Yeah. Absurd. Really it is. Who does that? So I got up, walked outta class and drove an hour and 15 minutes back home.


So I have a twin sister an all and obviously it's her birthday too and she asked me like the day before our birthday what I was getting her...and I said nothing (i really got her something, but why would I tell her? It ruins the surprise.) So she gets all upset about it, and im like...really? You really think that i'm not going to get you anything?! She's dumb.

So I went to Party City and I got a big star Happy Birthday! balloon and a bunch of balloons that had 0's on them and 2's on them....ya know...for 20.

Now you're probably wondering...hey Gaby? Why are you spending all this time and money on her birthday when it's your birthday too? Yes...good question. Well you see, my sister isn't happy with just saying happy birthday to each other..she expects gifts even if its your birthday too...that is why I had to spend a shit ton of money....on my BIRTHDAY!


So I get home and I go into her room and release the balloons and like 4 of them pop! I'm like..are you fucking kidding me pop corn ceiling?! Yeah so you have like  two 0's floating around and one 2 and so she is apparently 200 now.

Here is what the star looks like:

Yeah. It's tha shit. And yes..she has a "free weezy"  poster hanging up in the background. Classy.

So in conclusion, she liked her balloons...I got a Flip camera and then we went out to eat at Houston in uptown New Orleans. It was tha shit.

HALLOWEEN!!

So the day of Halloween was shitty..I don't want to get into that, but the day BEFORE Halloween was fun times. Me, my sister, my best-est frann Nick, and his brothers girlfriend Jeni (shes fun times) went to ROCKY HORROR!


I didn't want to go at first, but Nick dragged me. It was from 12 A.M. to 3 A.M. (waaayy past my bed time). It was awesome. If you ever do anything in your life time...go to Rocky Horror. We got to throw all kinds of shit at people...whats better than throwing toast and shooting water guns?!! NOTHING. But people get really really into it. Pictures are the only thing that can truly describe this. Luckily for you...I have some!!

It's hard to see, but if you have seen Rocky Horror than the lady in black is Magenta and the little girl is Columbia and that dude isn't anyone. He is Dutch though so wherever Dutch people are from.. but I think he was going for the I Love America look.

This is the tranny that was our lovely host.

and this is the lovely tranny host bending over..

This is me and Nick and Brie. It was 50 degrees. Don't hate for a raise hood cuz I'm not tryin to be gangster.

And these are all the people we met whilst standing in line.

Yeah...so it was good times an all.
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Muhh egg carton. Oh yes.

( This is my dog being lint-rolled ~>)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPmGXga2WQA

Halloween is Approaching!! (and so is my birthday).

Before we get into this Halloween/my birthday business, I'd like to say that I am finally a new, proud owner of a Macbook Pro! Oonst. I have to gloat, but not too much because if I used my very own money for this computer I would be in your face. (P.S. I'm in Biology right now. Obviously you can tell that I'm going to pass this class...)

The Story of How I Convinced My Grandparents To Buy Me This Very Expensive Piece of Equipment.
- One day, I went over to my grandparents bungalow to eat dinner. We were eatin, everything was good, and then BAM! My grandma asked me and my sister what we want for our birthdays (which is on October 21st in case you wanted to know.) So my sister pipes in about her windows need to be tinted and whatnot....and I'm sitting over here like....fuck...the only thing I want is like super expensive, but besides this I want nothing. So I say nothing and such and then finally my grandma turns to me and is like....and what about you? So as you can see...she PUSHED me to tell her I want this thousand + dollar computer and nothing else.

So basically that's how it went.  And even though it isn't my birthday for another 20 days, I have my computer at this moment, typing away to you all.

Moving on to HALLOWEEN!!!!!! 
My sister, neighbor, and I decorated the yard the other day for Halloween.

Yeah okay it's lame, but basically I'm dad-less (poor me) and so we compensate by doing it ourselves! So it's pretty good lookin' for a couple of girls. If you've ever decorated your yard and there are plugs involved....then you know it's complicated.

STORY!!!!
So, I was out in my yard and all and obviously I yam struggling with these stoopid cords trying to get them to extend out enough to reach the outlet....and this guy who is like jogging by stops in the walkway of my house and is all like......"ya need help?" and I'm all like....no? cause I'm not supposed to talk to strangers OR invite them in my yard, and my huge big black dog is outside and didn't even get up to try and protect me from said stranger....so the guy continues to watch me struggle for like 2 whole minutes before suggesting an extension cord. But I'm not even paying attention to what he said because the fact that he is still watching me from the walkway is creeping me out some. So I'm all like..yeah yeah thanks dude, and he starts jogging away...and THEN my dog decides to bark once whilst laying down. So as you can see...I almost got kidnapped....


That's all about Halloween....except I did get my dog a Halloween costume! She looks sooo cute...except the Velcro doesn't latch under her stomach because shes kinda fat, so shes on a diet right now to try and fit into this costume by Halloween.


MY BIRTHDAY!!
- Is in 12 days and ya know what? I'm not excited. I'll be 20! Not only is that so effing old, but I wont be a teenager anymore :(. I can no longer blame my ignorance, stupidity, and thoughtless actions on the fact that I'm a teenager and this is what we do. Now I'm old. This sucks.


Okay now look at this video cause it's freakin hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIoG4PlEPtY&feature=related

Blinded by a Jalapeno

So, two days ago, I blinded myself with a jalapeno. How? Who really cares how....the real question is...ARE YOU OKAY GABY??!?! No! I yam not okay! I yam in pain and blind. Not blind enough to not tell you people about it, but blind enough where I need driving assistance and such. But, for you nosy people, I will tell the story. Make fun if you will....but it could have happened to ANYONE. Seriously. Total fluke.


4:00 P.M.
Gaby gets the bright idea to make tamales!!

4:20 P.M
Gaby writes her grocery list, grabs her mothers credit card, and dashes out the door too the grocery where she buys one SINGLE lonely jalapeno.

4:45 P.M.
Gaby gets home and starts chopping away at the jalapeno  whilst watching Kidd Kraddic live from her HP.

5:00 P.M
No later than 3 whole minutes...she is done with chopping and  washes her hands because that's the sensible thing to do.

5:07 P.M.
GABY WIPES HER FACE WITH HER HAND THAT SHE JUST CUT A LONELY JALAPENO WITH AND STARTS SCREAMING!

Yes, so at 5:07 P.M. I am like running around my kitchen calling for my mom who JUST LEFT (convenient right? Like I dropped out of culinary school here woman..don't leave me alone in a kitchen) and my sister starts from the top of the steps in a groggy, sleepy, CALM voice....
(picture below so you can match a face to the voice...)

What's wrong?

So I then sprint up the steps and tell her I got a jalapeno in my eye and I start taking contact solution and squirting the whole bottle of it in my eye ball while my sister calls my mom. So my mom is seriously all calm about it while I am on fire and honest to God thought I was going to go blind and she says...."take your contacts out!"

So by this point my eye was red and huge and swollen and in pain so I pry said eye open and grab my contact which is covered in jalapeno goop and it starts my burning process all over again.

**********So after touching the infected contact and in all my brilliant-ness, I  wipe my other eye and it ingulfs in flames as well.********

I thought I was going to pass out from the pain.

Eventually I stop freaking out and get use to the fact that I am idiot who's blind and totally fucked. I have no extra contacts here (which wont come in any use because I for serious burned by corneas and wont be able to put them in for a while) and my glasses are up at college (an hour and 15 minutes away).

So basically I go the rest of the day unable to see and the next morning at 6 am I have a break down because I CANT SEE and I now feel  for blind people cuz it really sucks to be blind an all. So my mom whom is a very very kinda woman offered to drive me to college...(.an hour and 15 minutes away)....in the rain... and she did. I can see kinda now!

and I know this was a long ass story, but thanks for sticking with. P.S. I have decided to get laser eye surgery so I go see a doctor on the 11th so this NEVER happens again...the whole contact bullshit thing...not the jalapeno thing cause I am sure it will happen again.

College Life at a new Skewl

Hey hey heeeeeey!

So...currently I yam in my dorm room

Pretty sweet huh?

No....it's not. Do you see these brick walls?!

I didn't write the God stuff. I wrote this though...

Yuppp.

I'm suppose to have 3 roommates, but I only have two. They're nice though, so that's good cause I was all worried I would have crazy creepy roommates cause ya know that would be my luck an all, but I don't. So yay! I don't have someone in the bed by me though which is sad cause I don't really have anyone to socialize with except my God loving brick wall. Sad.

UPDATE:
Okay, the above text was a draft of mine from last week, so naturally, life goes on and things happen between weeks and so on....I moved to a different dorm because of the issues I failed to mention about pissy roommates, LOUD boys above my room, quite possibly even an ancient elevator that was so incredibly squeeky and old that I felt I would literally fall through the bottom or it would just die on me forever and that would be the end of Gaby. But no. I'm not a snobby whiny baby who is all like...."oh my god my dorm looks like a jail cell and my roommates are mean mean people!" No....I simply asked Mr. Kim (man to see about your dorm) if there was another room available preferably no where near my current dorm that I could move into due to a mix of complications. He, of course, said sure, because, well...I'm that charming.   (<~~ lots of unnecessary commas used in this sentence here. Just thought i'd point that out.)

So, I get this room change and a room change comes with new roommates. I've yet to meet my suite mates, but my roommate is fun times.

This is me after class....(for real picture). I have a nose ring...that's not a pimple...just saying.

P.S. Here is a pizza my mom came home with....

It was pretty awesome. Yup.